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ABOUT THE HORNY WIZARD OF OZ ~ Alyce Thorndyke has done it this time. The Horny Wizard of Oz is the absolute, ultimate classic of erotica. It is the truth about Dorothy’s adventures in Oz. Not the L. Frank Baum silliness, but the real truth. It wasn’t a house that landed on the witch. . . but an out house! And the out house was full of. . . stuff. I tell ya, it was a messy landing. Don’t let ANY child see this book. You don’t want them to end up as perverted as you, right? And, no Sunday school teachers, no moralists, no Carrie Nation types. And if you don’t like really filthy words and unending and weird sex. . . then maybe you’d better stay away, too!But the silver high heels (not the childish ‘ruby red slippers’ that Hollywood pushes) are real! And when you arch the calves and tilt the fanny and perk up the breasts. . . the result is pure horniness. Thus, once Dorothy gets away from the Munchers, with their propensity for outhouse jokes and munching, she must make a journey through Oz that is heightened by her unflagging horniness. The Scarecrow, for instance, wants fun with Dorothy, but he doesn’t have the tool for it. And the Tin Man, he really wants to have fun with Dorothy, but he, too, is missing a member. . . sort of. Why are all the men in Oz deprived of their manhood?It’s that durned Wizard! He’s kidnapped all the weeners in Oz! And why does he want everybody’s weener?Ah, that’s the story, isn’t it. So buckle your own high heels on, tilt up your fanny and prepare to learn the truth about. . . The Horny Wizard of Oz!ABOUT THE AUTHOR ~Alyce Thorndyke was raised in the deep south. A tomboy in the beginning, she eventually realized that men, and women, are a cause to celebrate…or to loathe. She has worked as a waitress, a stripper, and even spent some time on her back. Not wanting to catch a disease, she became a numbers runner, worked for the Democrat National Committee, and smuggled dope across the Mexican border. She took the money she made smuggling and invested it wisely. Currently, she hangs out in Hollywood, searching for her soul mate. She figures it is a lost cause, but what the HECK. You may also like ONE EYED JACK: BOX SET by Christopher J. Lynch PDF Download

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Novel Title: The Horny Wizard of Oz
Author: Alyce Thorndyke
Language: English
Genre:
Formats: PDF/EPUB
Status: Available for Download.
Series: None
Published Date: July 13, 2020
Price: Free
[PDF] File Size: 1.4 MB
[EPUB] File Size: 626 KB