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Scissor Me Timbers is a beautiful novel written by Phrique. The book was published on April 1, 2025 and is available in both PDF and EPUB formats. Below is the summary of “Scissor Me Timbers by Phrique”:
My Dearest Inamorata, Virgin Mary:I beseech thy heavenly help.For a seductive serpenthas found it fitto infiltrate my lady garden andenchant my conventwith her feminine wiles.My daily thoughts driftto her most holy of places,before they becomemy most fanny-fluttering nightmares.Lead me not into her slippery path,for I fear her ultimate pleasurewould lead to my ultimate punishment.Give me, I prithee,chastened strength, forsooth.May I pluck out my eyethat I cast upon her rotund derrière.May I cut off my armthat aches to caress her ample bosom.Keep her womanly entranceand her blasphemous bootyfrom my hallucinatory escapades.Guide my hand so I might smitethis plaid clad vixen’s descentupon my henhouse.Transmute meinto a voluptuous vesselfor your wrath,Give me the vengeanceI imploreBefore the demoness sees fitto devour us all.Pray for us sinners,Mother Superior 💋
Details About Scissor Me Timbers by Phrique – eBook
- Title: Scissor Me Timbers
- Author: Phrique
- Language: English
- Genres: Splatterpunk, Horror
- Series:
- Published Date: April 1, 2025
- Status: Available for Download
- Formats: PDF/EPUB
- [EPUB] Filename: Scissor_Me_Timbers_-_Phrique.epub
- [PDF] Filename: Scissor_Me_Timbers_-_Phrique.pdf
- EPUB File Size: 11.65 MB
- PDF File Size: 17.23 MB
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